"Well darling, whenever you need to chat, I'm here to listen. And, admittedly, probably pontificate like an over-educated prat, but we all have our foibles." Another easy going smile and then she takes a sip from whatever it is that they've got to drink. (Water is ...suspect, but if that's what's handy, it probably won't kill her. Let's hope it's small beer or something safe.)

"And yourself, Tyler? How shall I refer to you?"