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TEST DRIVE MEME 005

⚰︎ ⍢ ⌲ ⍚ TEST DRIVE MEME:
Welcome to RUBILYKSKOYE — a dark, horror-smut game where player choices will drive a mod-run storyline about the world and its NPCs. This test drive meme provides a medley of prompts evoking the game's general tone.

THESE THREADS CAN BE GAME CANON if both players are accepted into the game and agree to it. However, if players who'd prefer to start fresh are welcome to reuse these prompts in their own personal logs upon acceptance into the communities. Note: the universal test drive arrival prompt will not be repeated on the any event log, but players are welcome to reuse the prompt.

CONTENT WARNINGS for this game include: monsters, body horror, dub-con, non-con, religion, blood/violence, and marking/branding, loss of autonomy/self, and mental influences. This log additionally has warnings for: spiders, aphrodisiac and truth serum effects, public nudity, exhibitionism/voyeurism, bdsm, kink negotiation, social pressure, and animal sacrifice.

If you have QUESTIONS about the test drive prompts, please ask HERE. Questions about the game itself or the general setting should be directed to the FAQ.

FAQSETTINGCALENDARRESERVESAPPLICATIONS

IN THE WOODS SOMEWHERE

The chirping of partridges in the treetops rouses you. Light barely filters through the canopy, just enough to suggest daylight. By the time it reaches the forest floor, the light has taken on a sickly green. You lie amongst the frost-covered mosses and ferns, the frozen soil cold and just a little damp on your bare skin.

Wherever you were before this moment, whatever you were doing or wearing, when you awaken in this forest, you find yourself naked and helpless as the day you were born. As you sit up and get your bearings, aside from a brief wave of disoriented nausea, you seem to be no worse for wear than you last remember.

You seem to be alone. The gnarled oaks and moss suggest no sign of civilization or sentient life. Just flickers of movement from curious squirrels or brave lizards reemerging after a long winter. With your feet under you, and you'll find the wood is filled with berry bushes and nut trees, though much of the fruit has been picked clean. The freshwater stream that runs north-south, populated by both poisonous toads and delicious crawdads, will lead people towards the first signs of civilisation, the cabins of those who choose to live beyond Rubilyskoye's formidable walls.

In the forest, you may run into others with stories just like yours. Some may have already formed clumsy nudist groups, others may still be processing their confusion, with no memory of how they got here. Now is a good time to overcome any hang-ups you have about modesty; it's going to be a long hike.

Turn your back to the darker, shadowy parts of the forest and eventually the glow of manmade lights and the curve of a dirt road may come into view. At the edge of the wood, you'll find a town surrounded by a fifty-foot wall of beige stone. The only entrance is an iron gate positioned on the southern edge. When you arrive, the gate is already open, welcoming people inside.

This quaint, historic town of five-thousand has cobbled street and signs lit by gas lamp. Wooden shutters protect otherwise open-air windows on the buildings, which are all under three stories with gabled roofs. A number of businesses hug the main street — a clockmaker, a cobbler, a grocer — while residential homes sprawl outwards towards the wall. At the far end of the main street, visible about a mile to the north now that the trees and the enormous wall is out of the way, sits a castle with three towers.

When you enter, the streets are full of people, but despite any efforts on your part to hide or make excuses, they don't seem offended by your nakedness. Even families with children don't gawk or look twice. Those determined to find proper clothing regardless will find that modern clothing stores aren't available — the closest this town has is a tailor's shop and a stand in the central marketplace selling scarves and blankets.

breaking and entering
If you intend to have your character break into someone's house or yard to steal some of their clean laundry, please review the info about game laws on the FAQ and give the mods a heads up HERE.



Fortunately, the people of the town are very generous! Anyone who ask the locals will be directed to the boarding house for both clothes and a place to stay. Accessible through an embellished iron garden gate and obscured by hanging plants, trees, and vines, beyond an overgrown yard in the residential sprawl of the town is a bright-red door, which opens to a spacious cottage of several stories. It's already full of people who appeared in the village just as you did today.

finding roommates
Don't spend too much time asking questions in the common areas. You'll want to claim a bedroom quickly because each one only has two full-size beds, and there aren't enough spaces for everyone. Maybe you'll get lucky and run into someone who has decided to move out? (Roommates will not be mod-assigned; players should coordinate directly with one another to determine their living arrangements; at this point, many characters have used activity rewards to move to accomodation outside the boarding house.)


Get a good night's rest. By the light of day, locals will help get the new arrivals set up on the coal stove with a breakfast of thick grain porridge and caramelised bananas from the new peaks; these NPCs can also answer any questions about the situation. You may notice they're dressed in a way you would almost call normal — at least, in a manner befitting 19th century Eastern Europe. Gossip about new arrivals spreads quickly, and Rubeans who run businesses or train trades are eager to help you find a place to apply your skills so you can contribute to your new home.


writer's block?
If you're struggling to pick a way to engage the prompts, try: naked hiking, acquiring clothing, being offered work, asking questions over breakfast, or staking your claim on a bedroom!



HEARTS FESTIVAL

New arrivals to Rubilykskoye will find themselves strongly encouraged to participate in the current zadza purging festival, and will be assigned either a collar in leather or iron based on their Niez or Wilk mark, or a wrist-strap or manacle that suits the attachment of a leash for those with a Diabel or Skala mark.

Characters are encouraged to embrace this temporary designation as a sign that they will be good citizens; those who object or ignore their designation may find the NPCs try to helpfully guide them, express displeasure at "Void-Touched" who won't assimilate, or in rare cases exert social pressure, coercion, violence or shunning to ensure compliance.

Throughout town various NPCs have set up tents and booths to host myriad performances, workshops, demonstrations, and food stands for their celebration. The foods were made using some of the new flora that have brought back from the peaks. Characters can get their hands on the following heart-themed foods from the second day of the festival onwards:

  • HEART-SHAPED COOKIES: eating these intensifies body heat, making characters a great cuddle buddy for the cold weather and likely to strip down, feeling overheated even in a snowdrift

  • BEEF HEART STEW WITH DUXELLES: eating these fills those who consume it with confidence, making them more solicitous and dominant

  • LIME-GLAZED GOAT HEART SATAY: eating these intensifies sensation, making characters more sensitive to both pain and pleasure

  • CINNAMON GLUWEIN: drinking a cup of this hot beverage will make characters especially honest

The nature of the booths set up for performances, workshops, and other goods focuses around the festival's dominance and submission themes. These persist throughout the day regardless of the hour or the audience, so very few people can be found consistently at their places of work during the day this week. In addition:
  • Skala and diabel NPCs may offer to share their partner(s) with the Void-touched, or ask to share theirs.

  • PIOTR, a farmer, brings tools over from the farm including bridles and saddles, which can be found at a booth near some hunters who've made anal plugs that end with real animal tails, as well as muzzles.

  • The cages from the Moot Hall have been moved into the streets, and people are allowed to move freely in and out of them. One of them has been covered in curtains to function as a glory hole booth.

  • Some niez and wilk NPCs line up near the main event stage and kneel to offer themselves as human furniture.

However, characters may also come across some carnival games operated by NPCs who are eager to help the Duchess find her heart! Some involve slaughtering livestock by removing their hearts—rest assured, these livestock were already on the menu, but their ritual sacrifice will now involve the cutting out of their hearts. Cut out an animal's heart yourself, or just attend the show! Many of the townspeople will get into it, painting their faces with animal blood or drinking from it.

writer's block?
If you're struggling to pick a way to engage the prompts, try reacting to being assigned a dominant or submissive role, scenes where your character is starting to feel the effects of the food, watching (or participating in) a performance, or joining in on a gory animal sacrifice. NPCs that are usually welcoming may strongly pressure even new arrivals to participate in their cultural festivities.


the fathomless dark

At the outer edges of the forest, shadows grow long and the air grows thick. Though the sun never grows warm red-gold with sunset, the wood darkens. Birdsong is replaced by the click of mandibles and the skitter of many legs. Anyone who ventures out this way will soon find it difficult to see before them, even in the middle of the day — eventually, even the brightest magical light source or darkvision cannot stretch further than a few inches.

In the void, the air feels heavy, as if it were not air at all but some more solid mass. Almost like liquid-smoke, it presses down upon you. Slowing your movements. Characters who push too far into the void may stop being able to move at all, and find themselves given over to insanity if they collapse, unable to draw themselves out. This is just one of many dangers.

Monsters thrive this far out. Huge, blood-red spiders the size of hunting dogs drop from the treetops. In addition to their venomous bite, which contains a fast-acting paralytic, these creatures are clever: they attempt to use their webbing to entangle any trespassers, binding limbs together or to trees. If you're unfortunate to become fully cocooned, you don't have long before this forest will be the last thing you see.


Those who seem lucky enough not to run afoul of the monsters here are in for a worse fate. The void can play tricks on your senses. As madness sets in and you lose all sense of direction, you may also lose control of your body — what is that steers your hands to turn against your friends? Why does it sound like your own voice whispering?

In the fog, you may also hear the voices of those familiar to you — people you know from the town, or people whom you know with almost perfect certainty aren't here. these figments may recreate unhappy memories or force trespassers to hallucinate their worst nightmares. Nothing is as it seems in the void, and when you swing at these figments, desperate to silence them, it might not be a figment at all, but a friend in the flesh trying to help you. By the time you see their true face, it could be too late to stop yourself.

writer's block?
If you're struggling to pick a way to engage the prompts, try fighting a monster, hallucinating your worst nightmares, and/or attacking a friend or stranger!


HIDING INSIDE EACH OF US

Uh oh spaghetti-os.

The marks worn by all residents of Rubilykskoye aren't just cool body art, as it turns out. The town is full of rumors, whispered in shadows and over candles of a starving creature hiding in the dark corners of your chest. Feed your inner beast, they say, before it finds a way to feed itself.


Alas, its emergence is inevitable — sooner or later, the horrible things that happen here pile up and make someone repulsed by the idea of human contact. Someone holds themselves back, bites their tongue, or simply does not believe the stories. Today, for one reason or another, that creature is coming out. Someone hasn't been keeping it sated.

Symptoms escalate over weeks, from monstrous irritability to full-blown body horror transformation, where people physically shed their human forms and evolve into the monsters this place made them. Once a person becomes something more (or less) than human there's only one way to go back — sate the beast.

someone else transforms
Poor Merta Chesnokov, the usually stalwart older woman who mans the Apothecary, has been beset by unusual requests in addition to her regular demands, not to mention sweating blood. The festival, a rash of skala blood flu, and a little extra town chaos in January, has brought a high demand to her little shop. Now there's also a local fashion springing up for teas and herbal remedies sourced from the recently revealed tropical mountains.

After another failed tisane test drive, and the third customer asking for a new kind of aphrodisiac to add to their festival food, she was seen tossing down her work knife with uncharacteristic frustration, and taking an "early lunch" that she didn't return from that night. Though her children, friends and employees reach out to her, there's no sign of her until you stumble upon her in the woods.

Merta overboils with her suppressed fury as her body distorts and her flesh blackens and crusts. Her attempts to hold off her transformation have failed, and Merta turns into a Smoldering Skink, a large repillian creature whose thick scales hold back her magmatic insides. The noise she makes is an unhearthly hissing scream like a boiling kettle, and she attempts to vent her pent-up stress by wildly attacking everything in sight. Immediately, the surroundings catch aflame! There will be a small fire eating at the dead wood of a long winter if it's not put out, but your first priority might have to be fielding a stampeding lizard with massive teeth and burning hot scales...

(There are other monsters lurking in every townsperson — feel free to invent your own npc monsters and scenarios!)


you waited too long
At first, as you hide yourself from your darker impulses, a subtle itch develops under your skin. An irritability that makes you snap at the person who bumps into you on the stairs because all those fleeting emotions that you've been repressing bubble to the surface. Every dark thought you've had about being here, all the fears of never getting home, of being surrounded by ticking time bombs, the anxiety of wondering who you might hurt or what relationships you might betray by doing what you have to do. The anger. Oh, the anger.

Maybe you shut yourself in your room or run into the woods to hide away, but there's only so much you can do to deny the itch that grows into hunger like a spark catching and growing to wildfire. Someone comes to check on you. That knock on the door or crunch of leaves in the wood that fills you with dread at what you might do and hope that you will be sated.

As claws and fangs and scales and spines and fur grow and your body transforms with a sickening crunch of bones and peeling of skin, so do your appetites. If you won't sate them, you'll lose yourself to your beastly impulses sooner or later, mauling friends and taking your fill. Is it better or worse if only your claws get inside of them?
dulge: (pic#16993136)

[personal profile] dulge 2024-02-08 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
can't they make denim here? wasn't that invented for coal miners in the wild west or something?

we should have the technology.
captain_bitterness: (up_serious)

[personal profile] captain_bitterness 2024-02-08 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
One of Nate's dark brows lifts slightly at her admission of being familiar with such toys but he thankfully doesn't ask any follow up questions.

"I have not. I take it you haven't either seeing how you seem curious about everything."

Which implies he's been watching her for a little while.
dead_tongue: (attention)

[personal profile] dead_tongue 2024-02-08 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
Not really, no. Don't worry, there's other vampires. And elves and necromancers and fairies, and all sorts of shit. And that's without the monster stuff!

But I get it. Not wanting to admit to your weirdness, I mean. It can be very isolating. But here nobody cares.
captain_bitterness: (coffee)

[personal profile] captain_bitterness 2024-02-08 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
Nate.

So, who is Birdie?
madaboutit: (Anim look field glance)

The First Supper

[personal profile] madaboutit 2024-02-08 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Sweeney's tired; it'd been a long day in the field after a long morning at the brewery, but he's finally done and there's food to be had. He's in the kitchen, ladle in hand and stirring, working the meat and vegetables into a more uniform desperation.

He hears someone behind him; the longer stride implies someone bigger. Sweeney fills the bowl and turns around to get out of the way for the next person.

The 7' Irishman with a wide mohawk rarely looks someone in the face, but he does right now. The sight has his lips parted and his eyes fixed and unblinking. He doesn't have to look at the antlers directly to get the idea.

It takes him a moment, but he releases his gaze and offers her the bowl of stew.]


Didn't mean ta stare. Ya just remind me of someone.
scientest: (002)

guess they have 2 fuck now idk

[personal profile] scientest 2024-02-08 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
[He knows that face. He knows this limping figure behind him, all monstrous red and gore. Jay has rarely thought Norman Byrd was attractive; he reconsiders this stance, for a moment. ]

Detective Byrd - that you? [He approaches slow, the nakedness hardly even a thought. On his own arms a dozen little mushrooms shrink and morph into blue, furry Mold. It dances across his arms, changing, shifting. He doesn't know what that's about - he's not sure if it'll effect his blood. He's not even sure if Norman is injured, or sick, or if -

Well. Everything is an opportunity, he supposes.]
Has to be you. Are you hurt?
dead_tongue: (voila)

[personal profile] dead_tongue 2024-02-08 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
Ohhh. Wow. That's really metal.

Oh! I'm Iggy, hi. I'm a friend of Gilia's. Gosh, I bet she'll be so excited to see you! She's had a rough month!
oomfies: 𝑜𝑜𝓂𝒻𝒾𝑒𝓈 (💚 paparazzi.)

[personal profile] oomfies 2024-02-08 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ What the fuck. She doesn't say it, but the echo of it hits him all the same. ]

Uh, god, I don't know, half a year?? It was summer when I woke up here. Like, you remember all those really bad forest fires in LA during the summer? It was then.
clawandfang: (teeth ready for sinking)

[personal profile] clawandfang 2024-02-08 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
Hmph. Better that they aren't. Enough blood is shed when when tempers run high here.

[ A long pause, the mental connection dulling as if Khoriya had concluded whatever words he had to exchange with a stranger. But he has a certain amount of sympathy for a warrior whose empty hands itch without a weapon within reach, and so, after a moment: ]

...I've a spare blade, if you wish it.
femininerage: (012)

[personal profile] femininerage 2024-02-08 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I suppose some of me is dead. This body was dead, once. Well - I actually think it may be a lot of bodies that were once dead and are now me. John would know, I don't really like to remember it very much.

[The frown in her brow eases slightly, if only because she's curious. ] Did John tell you that I was dead? He told a lot of people I was dead, I've heard. He's a terrible liar.
dulge: (pic#16913657)

[personal profile] dulge 2024-02-08 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
self-care, got it.
that's important for surviving a gulag.
dawn_is_breaking: (Default)

[personal profile] dawn_is_breaking 2024-02-08 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
If I could get the tea I'd happily share it.
clawandfang: (and he's lost faith he'll ever see again)

[personal profile] clawandfang 2024-02-08 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
A shrug from an otherwise expressionless wolf, but behind him the plumed tail gives a faint swish of approval. Far be it for him to try and dissuade someone set on their own choices, but Khoriya has a certain amount of respect for pride for pride's sake.

"Then do as you like, and don't bother with half-measures. Discard the collar and..." He holds out the bottle of wine in offering, as if saying you'll need it. "...brace yourself for the onslaught of bothersome humans."
princess_of_ida: (Default)

[personal profile] princess_of_ida 2024-02-08 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
I'm Ianthe Naberius, the Deathwarden here in Rubilykskoye. Gilia and I are close - I'll leave explaining the details to her - and I haven't seen her since this morning. I think she was planning on working at tailor today, but I'm unsure.

I can assure you that she's safe.
veraz: (hair back; well lit)

[personal profile] veraz 2024-02-08 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
Nate raises an eyebrow and Marta is immediately torn between pretending she doesn't know why he would even do that with his expression in response to her, and wondering out loud if women who enjoy anal play is an unfamiliar concept for him.

She smiles, and chooses option one. Even when on edge, she defaults to kindness more often than not.

"No. Only a day or two, so this is all still unfamiliar." Shaking her head and continuing to fan herself. "You've been watching me?" Curious about everything, he'd said; implies more observation than just her inspection of the anal plugs.
dulge: (pic#16993151)

[personal profile] dulge 2024-02-08 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure this place has tea...right? It probably just has some weird name because they never had an Earl Grey or whatever.
dethangel: (unsure)

[personal profile] dethangel 2024-02-08 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
They dids that?

[Toki isn't particularly learnèd in English literature, so he's going to defer to Nathan's expertise on that one. Still, he'd rather talk to a bunch of normal dildos than go back into the woods, so the bar sounds like a great idea. Except for that particular issue there.]

I don'ts gots anythings.

[Not his phone, not his wallet, not his insulin... that one might be a problem. Oh well, he'll deal with that later.]

Well, maybe we goes to the bar, and they buys us our drinks anyways. [It happens all the time, after all. Perks of being famous.]
femininerage: (012)

[personal profile] femininerage 2024-02-08 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
"You were dead and now you're not! That's a zombie!" This is true, because she remembers this from being Nona. Her arms fold over her chest, very much in a Huff at being disagreed with. She's right, obviously, and is always right now that she is awake.

One pale finger points at him - specifically his chest, the markings. "You're imperfect - well, not that any of the resurrected are perfect. It's all just flesh, you know? But something is keeping you inside the flesh, I think. There's a strange smell."

This could, of course, be the sweat. Or it could be the rot - sometimes they smell the same. Once, when John was very sweaty, Alecto swore his skin was decaying. It took a very long shower to make him smell not terrible.
dead_tongue: (shrug)

[personal profile] dead_tongue 2024-02-08 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
He keeps putting you in new ones, is that it? My goodness. That sounds... awful. I feel like at some point I'd just want to be dead.

[He shakes his head.] No. I don't think so, anyway. Please don't take this wrong, but I'm not sure who you really are.

He's not much of a liar, it's true.

You sure don't act like Ianthe. Are you not a necromancer?
captain_bitterness: (brown coat)

[personal profile] captain_bitterness 2024-02-08 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
There's very few concepts that he's unfamiliar with, it's more that he's surprised by her honesty on the subject.

"I have." He admits but doesn't expand on any of his reasons behind doing so.
oomfies: 𝑜𝑜𝓂𝒻𝒾𝑒𝓈 (💚 pic#16522380)

[personal profile] oomfies 2024-02-08 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, well, that was actually way easier than she expected?? Go Lottie! You are killing it, today! What she isn't killing is the follow up.

She had no plan outside of getting a good look at her face and boy, is she pretty. She is extremely pretty, but not Caroline's pretty— pointedly, specifically, not Caroline. So Lottie is standing there too, awkward and a little sweaty across from Jessica's bare naked ass staring at her. She laughs to fill the silence, brows scrunching.

"Uh— sorry, I thought you were.." Nevermind isn't said aloud, but it's implied when she continues, "Sorry, that was rude of me, are you cold?"

A beat, because she's now kneeling down to wrestle something appropriate from the basket she's been lugging around. "That's a dumb question since, but you are, right??"
dethangel: (>:D)

Toki Wartooth | Metalocalypse | Niez | ota 18+

[personal profile] dethangel 2024-02-08 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
[A. WOODS]

[The woods are not a fun place to wake up naked. Toki's not sure what he got drunk and did last night, but whatever it was, it must not have gone so well. Where the fuck is this?]

Helloooooooooo?

[Well, his options seem to be stand around naked or walk around naked, and standing around naked kind of sucks right now, so he'll go look for stuff.

And, eventually, he finds something! Not anything seemingly useful, but when he reaches the stream, there's a fun-looking crayfish in there, claws above the water.]


Oh, looks at this guy. [He crouches down, makes a crab-claw motion with one of his hands, and reaches for his phone with the other so he can take his picture. Except there's no phone, and no pocket, and now he just has to enjoy nature alone or whatever.]

...I'll calls you Pinchies.

[B. FESTIVAL] (nsfw, vague mentions of imprisonment)

[Okay, okay, he's settled in a little now, and what's better when you settle in a little than a nice festival? He doesn't even have to worry about language stuff now that he's got that all figured out. Toki balks at first when he's offered the collar, and it's only when he's reassured that he can have a nice relatively comfortable leather one and take it off whenever he wants to go that he allows it. The people here are so nice and helpful, aren't they?

Once he's wandered through the festival a little more, he calms down some. The collar isn't uncomfortable, and it's kind of fun here. There's tons of stuff to do, tons of stuff to see, and all kinds of boobs. Who doesn't like boobs?

Anyway, he's a little fascinated when he gets to the tail buttplug booth.]


Oh, wowee. You put that up your butt??

[They're cute, okay, and he's impressed.

When he's not considering stuff going up his butt, he's wandering around and watching some of the demonstrations. He's not sure about participating in the heart thing, but it is super brutal, so he totally wants to see. Another occasion where his phone camera would be useful, but oh well. Other than that, though, he's pretty open to whatever workshops and adventures people are willing to drag him into.]


You need another guy?

[He seems pretty open to conversation in general. Guy's in a good mood.]

[C. NETWORK]

I need craft supplies. Lots of them. Glue!!!

[D. WILDCARD]

[wanna do something else? bring your own prompt, or ask me for something else! kinklist for the nsfw stuff if you need it.]
pharmacy: (092)

— festival

[personal profile] pharmacy 2024-02-08 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
"Wow, look out, we got a badass over here," A fellow festival-goer chirps next to him between pulls of his own mostly-full mug of that cinnamon wine. He's almost perfectly at ease in his old-timey get up and festival collar, natural enough to be taken for just a really run-ragged local--except that he doesn't scowl over prison, a word that's already catching some odd looks from the actual locals. "Come on, how drunk are you, even? You look...upright and everything."
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[personal profile] cutcrease 2024-02-08 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
Ehhhh?! You think a dumb old spider can take care of me? Why I oughta—!!

[ She brings the spider close to her face, makes a silly little voice like she's talking through it. And boy, he looks mad (not really, the spider actually looks incredibly displeased at being used like this). ]

You know, there's a name for guys like you!
heresthebeef: (hurricane)

[personal profile] heresthebeef 2024-02-08 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ He almost drops him in his surprise. Almost. Wrinkling his nose and looking absolutely blindsided, he just kind of stares at Iggy in disbelief at first. ]

Did … did you just talk to me like I’m a damn dog?