A skeleton rendition of the Bard's works would be frightfully entertaining - you could put sashes and wigs on them to denote parts. Oh yes, that might well be a marvelous use of the unsettled dead. Dressed as a ghoul rather than dressed as a girl.

"I never did like the story of Paeonia. A nymph turned into a flower by the Goddess of Love for the meager crime of being a pretty flirt. I always thought it rather dull. A true Goddess of Love would have merely watched in delight a the sight of her creation." She sighed whistfully. Sex and love were parallel pieces after all, they didn't have to go together but they complimented so well. "You have a very quick idea of seduction, my lady, if you think all it takes is a few words and then straight to fucking or Gods forbid-". Peony threw a glance to a couple in eyeline. "-rutting in the street for the amusement of others. Am I not permitted to ease myself into this world of oddity? Seduce a beautiful woman the natural way through charm and delight rather than clubbing her about the head and dragging her off to a cave somewhere to claim as my own?"