[He makes a face at the thought of being stolen by a faerie king.]
Faeries sound like dicks. All this only makes sense if she's your mom. If she's not, what the fuck does she care about purity and shit? Even if it's a power thing.
[He's getting a smidge riled on Peony's behalf. Regardless of how she feels about it, he's not loving the concept of selling away one's autonomy. The thought makes his skin crawl.
He thinks of it as a problem to solve instead. Loopholes, indeed. At least she has some options.]
You could always lean into the violence instead. That's my plan. I killed a pig earlier. Otherwise... I don't know. Have a lot of phone sex. Maybe that counts.
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Faeries sound like dicks. All this only makes sense if she's your mom. If she's not, what the fuck does she care about purity and shit? Even if it's a power thing.
[He's getting a smidge riled on Peony's behalf. Regardless of how she feels about it, he's not loving the concept of selling away one's autonomy. The thought makes his skin crawl.
He thinks of it as a problem to solve instead. Loopholes, indeed. At least she has some options.]
You could always lean into the violence instead. That's my plan. I killed a pig earlier. Otherwise... I don't know. Have a lot of phone sex. Maybe that counts.