Don't give me too much credit. I'm not shallow, but I'm insufferable in plenty of other ways.
[He wouldn't leave anybody to be eaten by wolves in the forest though, so! There's that! The story pisses him off.]
To your point, he sounds like the poster child for sexism. Literally, that's just the classic "you wouldn't call an ambitious man a bitch". If what you have is a piece of shit boyfriend ditching you in the woods and a piece of shit vampire trying to lock you in a crypt, you shouldn't be satisfied.
[The sun has all but set by now. Most of the cleanup crew is packing up—there's more work to be done by the sound of it, but the fires have been extinguished and the rest can wait until morning. Harlan kicks lightly at the ground. He doesn't want to be left out here after dark, but he's not ready to go home, either. Whatever truth spell has gotten into them is a comforting bubble he doesn't want to burst.]
Look, if you want to put up a front with other people, that's your business. But if we're gonna hang out, don't pull that on me. Okay?
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[He wouldn't leave anybody to be eaten by wolves in the forest though, so! There's that! The story pisses him off.]
To your point, he sounds like the poster child for sexism. Literally, that's just the classic "you wouldn't call an ambitious man a bitch". If what you have is a piece of shit boyfriend ditching you in the woods and a piece of shit vampire trying to lock you in a crypt, you shouldn't be satisfied.
[The sun has all but set by now. Most of the cleanup crew is packing up—there's more work to be done by the sound of it, but the fires have been extinguished and the rest can wait until morning. Harlan kicks lightly at the ground. He doesn't want to be left out here after dark, but he's not ready to go home, either. Whatever truth spell has gotten into them is a comforting bubble he doesn't want to burst.]
Look, if you want to put up a front with other people, that's your business. But if we're gonna hang out, don't pull that on me. Okay?