"Well, there goes my shot," Iggy replies with a grin. He pulls out another cigarette for himself and lights up.

"You'll want to find a huge redheaded Irishman," he says as he exhales. "If there are smokes to be had, he's the one who can hook you up. Don't say anything about Lucky Charms. I'd say flirt with him, but that only works if you're a girl. Or me. Because I'm special."

He gives a little bow.

"Iggy.