"When I get to know you more, I will like you less. Right now, this is a simple interaction and you made me laugh. It's good. Good in the moment." Hand-shakes aren't something they're familiar with in practice - theory, yes, they've seen others do them, but it's novel.

Curious more than cautious, they hold out their hand and -- no, people do not clasp at the wrist any more, do they?

"A modern handshake, Joan, for a modern age. "