[ Sam spares a sympathetic glance at the vandalized house and reflects once more on the perk of a dimension where nobody knows her name. Sure, there's a lot— a lot— about the whole situation that sucks, but at least she doesn't have to be vigilant of strangers wanting to dump an entire Big Gulp over her head. The most that anyone has recognized about her here is that she is new to town, which is quite a step up from being known to her sister's classmates as "that psycho girl."

She realizes as she snaps out of her thoughts that she has been standing in place and breaks into a jog, catching up with Joan in just in time to hear her disclaimer. ]

Okay. [ Nod. ] As long as we're moderating expectations, I should mention that I don't do this often. Sex with women, I mean, not sex in general.