Well, I'd intended to compete, but apparently that's not possible unless I debase myself for everyone and their mother to see.

[ That being said, though, he makes a rather good point about the drinking. She pauses only to throw a withering look in the direction of the man organising this ridiculous event, and then strides over to this stranger. At least he's answering her questions, no matter how irate they may be. ]

I don't suppose you know where I'd be able to find something worth drinking?