It wouldn't be the first surprise here, and it wouldn't be the last.
“Nope, just average, non-magical humans — not even a witch, wizard, druid, or shapeshifter in sight. Lizard people that secretly control the government are a fringe conspiracy that most everyone makes fun of, and the closest thing, where I'm specifically from, we have to an ancient evil curse that still refuses to die is there was once this elected leader named Ronald Reagan. Otherwise, yeah, we do things the long, slow, and boring way there.”
I don't make the rules but I always have to play one character who'd ICly make this roast somehow
“Nope, just average, non-magical humans — not even a witch, wizard, druid, or shapeshifter in sight. Lizard people that secretly control the government are a fringe conspiracy that most everyone makes fun of, and the closest thing, where I'm specifically from, we have to an ancient evil curse that still refuses to die is there was once this elected leader named Ronald Reagan. Otherwise, yeah, we do things the long, slow, and boring way there.”