"I have some blankets and hides we can roll out to protect your delicate, boney ass," Vex assures him, her smile reaching her eyes despite her misgivings. This is absolutely and undoubtedly a bad idea, but considering what it takes to get Percy to make a mood, and Vex's own outlook...

It very well might be for the best course of action, out of a list of bad choices.

At least she finally fuck him.

"It might not be the most comfortable, but I can try to make it worth it."